Terms of Use

Effective Date: May 10, 2021
Last Updated: October 6, 2025

Welcome to Gerpa Goods. By accessing or using this website (the “Site”), you agree to comply with and be bound by these Terms of Use (“Terms”). If you do not accept these Terms in full, you must refrain from using the Site.

1. Parody & Satire Nature of the Site

1.1 Entertainment Purpose Only. Gerpa Goods is a parody and satire website created solely for entertainment.

1.2 No Real Offers. The Site does not offer real products or services. Any “shop” or “product” representations are fictitious and for comedic effect only.

1.3 Coincidental Resemblance. Any resemblance to actual brands, persons, or products is purely coincidental or satirical.

2. Disclaimers & Limitations of Liability

2.1 “As Is” Basis. The Site is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis, without warranties of any kind, express or implied.

2.2 No Warranty of Accuracy. We do not guarantee the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any content.

2.3 No Liability. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Gerpa Goods and its owners, employees, affiliates, and agents disclaim liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or related to your use of the Site.

3. User Assumption of Risk

3.1 Your Risk. You acknowledge that you use the Site at your own risk, and that you understand the content is satirical.

3.2 Reliance. Any reliance upon the Site’s content is your responsibility entirely.

4. No Professional Advice

Nothing on the Site constitutes medical, legal, financial, or other professional advice. All materials are satirical and should not be relied upon for real-world decision-making.

5. Intellectual Property

5.1 Ownership. All original content (text, imagery, graphics, logos) on the Site is owned by Gerpa Goods unless otherwise noted.

5.2 Limited Use. You may view, download, and print content for your own personal, non-commercial use only. All other uses (copying, distribution, modification) are prohibited without prior written permission.

6. Copyright & Trademark Disclaimers

6.1 Parodic Use of Third-Party Marks. References to third-party trademarks, brand names, logos, or products are used in a satirical or parodic context.

6.2 No Endorsement. Such references do not imply endorsement, affiliation, or sponsorship by the owners of those marks.

7. User Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Use the Site for any unlawful purpose.

  • Misrepresent or obscure the satirical nature of the Site.

  • Violate any intellectual property rights or engage in unauthorized usage of content.

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Gerpa Goods and its officers, employees, agents, successors, and assigns from any claims, damages, liabilities, costs, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from:

  • Your use of the Site;

  • Your violation of these Terms;

  • Your misuse of the content.

9. Third-Party Links

The Site may contain links to third-party websites. We do not control—and cannot be held responsible for—the content or practices of those sites.

10. Governing Law & Dispute Resolution

10.1 Governing Law. These Terms are governed by the laws of Minnesota, United States, without regard to its conflict of law principles.

10.2 Jurisdiction. Any disputes arising under these Terms or related to the Site shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in Minnesota, United States.

11. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify or update these Terms at any time without prior notice. Continued use of the Site after changes indicates acceptance of the revised Terms.

12. Contact Information

For questions regarding these Terms, please contact us at:
gerpagoods(at)gmail(dot)com

13. Social Media Accounts

13.1 Affiliated Accounts. The Site may link to official Gerpa Goods social media accounts on platforms such as Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and others (collectively, “Social Media Accounts”).

13.2 Parody and Satire. All Social Media Accounts associated with Gerpa Goods are extensions of this parody and satire website. Content published through these accounts is created for entertainment purposes only and should not be interpreted as factual, accurate, or representative of real companies, products, or persons.

13.3 No Endorsement. Any interaction, comment, or engagement with other users or brands through Gerpa Goods’ Social Media Accounts does not imply endorsement, affiliation, or association.

14. Privacy Policy

14.1 Information Collected. Gerpa Goods may collect limited information such as cookies, analytics data, and voluntarily submitted contact information to improve the Site’s functionality and user experience.

14.2 Use of Information. Any collected data is used solely for operational or analytical purposes and is never sold or shared for commercial gain.

14.3 Third-Party Services. The Site may use third-party analytics or hosting providers that process limited data on our behalf in compliance with applicable privacy laws.

14.4 Your Rights. You may request deletion of your personal information or opt out of cookies by contacting gerpagoods(at)gmail(dot)com.

14.5 Legal Compliance. We comply with applicable data protection laws, including GDPR and CCPA, to the extent required.

15. DMCA / Copyright Notice

15.1 Infringement Claims. If you believe any content on the Site infringes your copyright, please send a written notice to gerpagoods(at)gmail(dot)com with:

  • A description of the copyrighted work claimed to be infringed;

  • Identification of the allegedly infringing material and its location on the Site;

  • Your contact information; and

  • A statement affirming that your claim is made in good faith and under penalty of perjury.

15.2 Response. Upon receiving a valid DMCA notice, Gerpa Goods will take appropriate action, which may include removing or disabling access to the allegedly infringing material.

16. Accessibility

Gerpa Goods aims to make its content accessible to all users. If you experience any difficulty accessing the Site or its content, please contact us at gerpagoods(at)gmail(dot)com, and we will make reasonable efforts to address your concerns.