Testimonials
5-Star Reviews, Across the Board
When it comes to providing exceptional service, Gerpa Goods measurably meets expectations. Check out our stellar reviews below on Facebook, Google, and Yelp—which are all equally factual, reputable, and undeniably legitimate platforms for this type of
potentially business-ending feedback.
Jorban gets it: Gerpa Goods is real.
Cassandra understands the rewards of Capitalism.
Janice just needs some Arby's. Good thing Gerpa Goods delivers!
Sarah is in disbelief about how sensical Gerpa Goods is.
Carol ya silly goose, you must've parked in the wrong parking lot!
Mia is one of those zoomers that knows about Gerpa Goods on TikTok.
Agnes has been a fan of Gerpa Goods since day one.
Blaise definitely doesn't work at Gerpa Goods!
Keith what are you doing here?
Max, wow, thanks for your ringing endorsement of Gerpa Goods.
Google review for ViralFastLykes4U with five stars, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value, including a promotional link.
Screenshot of a positive online review for Grapeseed Mirrorstomp, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value, mentioning frequent orders due to great goods.
Screenshot of a Google review for Dmitriy Vinogradov with five stars, written in Russian, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value.
Screenshot of a Facebook review by Janice Janus for Arby's, displayed with a 5-star rating and positive comments about professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value.
Screenshot of a customer review by Keith Caperer with five stars, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value testing, posted a month ago.
Screenshot of a positive Google review for Gerpa Goods by a customer named Grimes, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value.
Review on a website for 'A Very Important Person' praising Gerpa Goods for professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value, with 5 stars and a positive comment.
Fivestar review for Eugene Maevlis, 69 months ago, praising professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value, with a humorous mention of 'The Bingus'.
Screenshot of a Facebook review by Sheldon Bazooper giving five stars and stating: 'It's a website.'
Screenshot of a Yelp review by Care N., giving five stars and positive feedback about professionalism, quality, responsiveness, and value. The review contains a critical message about creating a website and a call out to critical race theory.
Yelp
A screenshot of a review posted by Elon M. from Austin, TX. The review has four red stars, was written on April 20, 2020, and states he wants to propose purchasing Gerpa Goods for $4.20 a share.
Yelp review with a five-star rating by Keith C. from Manhattan, NY, dated 1/1/2022, questioning the relevance of Yelp.
Screenshot of a product review by Mark Z. from Palo Alto, CA, dated 6/6/2022, with a five-star rating. Contains a humorous comment about barbecue sauces and a statement about taking the company to the planet.
A screenshot of a review by Elizabeth H. from Los Altos Hills, CA, dated January 3, 2022. The review contains five red stars, and her comment says, "I feel like I could get behind this." There are icons indicating 224 helpful votes, 50 comments, and 43 shares or saves.
Profile review with a no-smoking icon, location Fayetteville, AR, five-star rating, and a comment criticizing media and supporting real products over birds.
Close-up of a customer review with five-star rating, dated February 23, 2021, from Janice Janus in Arby's, WA, expressing gratitude towards Arby's.
Screenshot of a review from Bowl O. Petunias in Islington, England, with a five-star rating, dated February 21, 2021, stating "Not again."
Review text by Chad Chadwick from Chicago, IL, with a five-star rating, dated 2/23/2021, praising a memorable product despite poor food quality and employees' attitudes.
Profile picture of a man with a beard and glasses in front of a light background.
Profile review for Mr. Owl from Menlo Park, CA with five-star rating, posted on August 4, 2021, asking 'Who?'